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Post  Lucie on Fri Nov 11 2011, 11:34

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner,
( No. He ate all the pie last week.)
But his pink little digit was itching to fidget
straight up his nose, for a tweak.

So happily picking, and rolling n'flicking
Sat Jack, digging deeper within,
Till his eyeballs pulled through(with his brains in a stew)
-his left nostril, to rest on his chin!
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Post  mikeschultz on Sat Feb 04 2012, 16:47

Somehow I get the feeling that you'd have made a good submarine sailor. This piece gave me a much needed chuckle. Thanks. Like
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Post  Lucie on Sun Feb 05 2012, 02:52

Glad it tickle you... most don't get me humor! doh
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