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Post  jinettyx on Tue Jun 12 2012, 03:17

Two sponges afloat in a bath
Said something that made them both laugh
But the flannel revealed
That the soap had congealed
When the loofah's rear end loudly barfed!

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Two rubbers were scrubbing a page
For what seemed like a very long age
Said one to the next
I don't care for this text
And my sore head is thumping with rage!

****

A caterpillar out for a stroll
Was finding his day rather droll
So he begged a near bird
To stop for a word
Who obligingly swallowed him whole!

****

Two hairs on an old bald man's head
Spoke to each other and said
"You have never to fear
when that comb comes up here,
for it slips around past us instead!"

****
Said the toe to the sock, in a huff
I'm getting fed up with this fluff
I can't help revealing
I am numb of all feeling
and I'm choking to death on the stuff!

****

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Re: Quirky conversations

Post  peewee on Tue Jun 12 2012, 05:37

Like this a lot xxxx
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Re: Quirky conversations

Post  Lucie on Tue Jun 12 2012, 07:04

Oi Mrs! thats cheating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Quirky conversations

Post  jinettyx on Tue Jun 12 2012, 08:37

doh Is It? doh
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Re: Quirky conversations

Post  Lucie on Thu Jun 14 2012, 23:55

Gee.....thanks! sunny
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Re: Quirky conversations

Post  RichieO on Fri Jun 15 2012, 14:38

Love every word Jinetty your rolling along.... Like clapping give flowers
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Re: Quirky conversations

Post  Sue McDonald on Sat Jun 16 2012, 19:23

LOL.....Brilliant ....Well Done !!! x
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Re: Quirky conversations

Post  jinettyx on Sun Jun 17 2012, 14:21

Thanks guys for your great feedback...but I confess, it was another joint effort with my poetry partner....we had such fun in those days banging out one after another in our nutty moments!
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Re: Quirky conversations

Post  Lucie on Mon Jun 18 2012, 02:58

Ah.............................. them be the days.....tears rolling down ourb cheeks, and you laughing uncontrolably like Mutley!!!!! high 5
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Re: Quirky conversations

Post  jinettyx on Tue Jun 19 2012, 01:06

Hahaha!...still do dear! sunny
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