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Post  BC Williams on Fri Sep 09 2011, 21:25

FuNNy PICtuRe PrOMPt

Can you see it . . . two dressed up gentlemen
out for a kick-em-UP time! Where are they going?
What are they thinking? Share with us your best
humor in this hilarious remake of a very special event . . .
our wedding day!


Have fun. Get silly. 'Shorty' stories will work too:-)
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Post  peewee on Sat Sep 10 2011, 08:12

Only thing is this time



Two little guys off to a wedding
Now that in itself is just fine
Only thing is this time
The wedding is going to be mine

Got the shirt and trousers
Tie shoes and socks
Only thing is this time
I’m going to need a box

See my wife to be is taller
That in itself I don’t mind
Only thing is this time
Her lips I’ll never find

My side is OK
The best man is just like me
Only thing is this time
Without the box I’ll be kissing her knee

Reception is all set
Cupcakes on the table
Only thing is this time
I’m even shorter than Betty Grable

Still I wont let it stop me
Looking forward to the benediction
Only thing is this time
I wish there was a height restriction




© 2011 Pee Wee


(ps) Betty Grable was 5’ 4” tall
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Post  BC Williams on Sat Sep 10 2011, 09:34

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE! And BTW, I'm about 5'8", lol. I like the cadence of this poem, Pete . . . unique and very fittin'! Thanks bub . . . can always count on you:-)

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Post  peewee on Sat Sep 10 2011, 09:59

I remembered the Cupcakes too lol ;0)
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Post  BC Williams on Sat Sep 10 2011, 13:02

Yup and they were GOOD. You have a great memory:-)
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Post  Dori on Sun Sep 11 2011, 19:53

Awesome picture Bev lol
Shorty stories huh, well I fit right in that ! lol

Peter........ha ha love the poem, I better think up one too I guess....I just wonder if these 2 guys and I are related, as you know I'm just 5'0" talking about kissing knees ! lol
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Post  peewee on Sun Sep 11 2011, 21:40

Best you get cracking before I chuck a short one in lol
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Post  peewee on Sun Sep 11 2011, 21:55

It's more fun




You see them with their children
Just itching to join in
Some with a beer gut
The rest painfully thin

But they all have the same in common
All wishing to stand in a hole
As they cant go on the rides
Cause they don't fit under the pole

Fat thin who really cares
Doesn't matter what sort
Be you only Five or barely alive
It's more fun if you are short




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Post  Dori on Mon Sep 12 2011, 06:40

I'm trying.............I'm trying......lol

I'll have to think of a few throughout the day, I have time........I hope !

I know, I should be able to come up with good ones being so short...hummm = /
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Post  BC Williams on Mon Sep 12 2011, 07:17

Two height-challenged guys skipping across a bridge - dressed to the 9's - beautifully scenic backdrop - one's older - one's younger - one is getting married (or IS he? The picture doesn't tell you the event! Make one up. - is the younger man his accomplice, best man, son, a dude just happening to be on the bridge at the same time? - did they just eat and have the 'runs'? - where's the fishin' poles? - are there MORE of them waiting just across the bridge? - what are the thoughts going through their heads? . . .

Forget you know these guys. Make up a story/poem based on WHAT YOU SEE! Dori, you have a vivid imagination, work it:-) My poem will probably be about a marriage thing, but that would be MY perspective cuz I was the bride:-) YOU . . . write about what you see; two funny looking guys crossing a bridge out in a park, they're happy and very animated. Have fun, polk fun!
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Post  BC Williams on Mon Sep 12 2011, 07:18

Cute Peter!
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Post  peewee on Mon Sep 12 2011, 07:39

Nice Bev xxx
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