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9/19 It's A Dog's Life

Post  BC Williams on Mon Sep 19 2011, 11:40

Most of us like dogs, right? And if the dog happens to be funny - we like em even better! Write a poem using one or all the funny dog pictures shown below.

Have fun!
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I’m still just a baby

Post  peewee on Mon Sep 19 2011, 13:25

I’m still just a baby







Who have I upset?
What have I done wrong?
That you should bring me to this place
And leave me here so long

I’m still just a baby
Hardly dry behind the ears
And you put me through this torture
That will stay with me for years

I’d understand if I’d upset you
Then I’d know I was to blame
But if this is payment for being good
It really is a shame

I hope that its been worth it
Hope it was worth the trip
Just to see me get my knackers shaved
And the vets give me the snip




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Re: 9/19 It's A Dog's Life

Post  BC Williams on Mon Sep 19 2011, 13:30

Well it's almost sad:-) Course, I don't know what 'knackers' are, and I'm imagining all sorts of things! If knackers are what I think they are though, our newest 'Littleman' has one? Well, one is up beside his . . . you know:-)

Cute, FAST poeming Peter. Thanks . . .

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Re: 9/19 It's A Dog's Life

Post  peewee on Mon Sep 19 2011, 13:35

Knackers are what little boy dogs have, that little girl dogs don't ;0)
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Re: 9/19 It's A Dog's Life

Post  BC Williams on Mon Sep 19 2011, 14:40

LOLOL! And what do you call what little girl dogs have that little boy dogs don't have? :-)
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Re: 9/19 It's A Dog's Life

Post  peewee on Mon Sep 19 2011, 14:43

Snatch ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Re: 9/19 It's A Dog's Life

Post  BC Williams on Mon Sep 19 2011, 14:58

Yup, that's what's it's called here too:-)
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The Council of Fido's

Post  BC Williams on Tue Sep 20 2011, 08:50

The Council of Fido's



There was a Council of Fido's held one week ago today.
Sixteen dogs from around the world attended to have their say.
Quite different from each other, yet kindred souls they were,
their main objective was spurious with a tone of pure out mirth.

Little men and big men and a few with curves were there,
wearing their finest fur coats - many with grandest flair!
But as the day wore into night and drinking took it's toll,
the lot of them waxed silly and completely lost control.

One little man was stuffed in a bun and hailed the "Council's Dunce",

scaring a tiny Pug so much his eyes looked two ways at once.

One big bloke broke out in spots, his skin spread taut from drinking,

his buddy was placed upon a divan and dressed in a bra and thinking.

Four small boys barge the galley room looking for something to eat,

they met face to face with the ugliest bitch - eating her own hind feet!

Across the room sat a black and white in a pile of paper shreds

his mind was growing so weary as he eyed his paper bed.

He'd miss the show in the courtyard; those dancing doggies prancing,

and the hairy guy that bellied up apparently downed in trancing.

He'd miss the hound with shaded bum, his winker squeezed in scowl

and the little guy who looked inside yelling, "Mister, you hear me now?"


Then off in the distance a rumble roared and a cloud of dust rose up.
A massive brute in leathers appeared, his name was Killer Bub.
He eyed the mutts from stem to Stern, they stilled and shook with fear -
wondering what their fate held now, praying he'd disappear.

He stood astraddle his cycle black as the dust began to abate.
The boys in fur grew closer then, one largish-piled conjugate.
He puffed his stub and began to bark at the cowering bunch irate,
"What-in-the-hell is happenin' here? I told yous all to wait!"

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Re: 9/19 It's A Dog's Life

Post  peewee on Tue Sep 20 2011, 08:57

Clapping Hands
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Re: 9/19 It's A Dog's Life

Post  jinettyx on Tue Sep 20 2011, 14:20

Well thank goodness I'm back after what seems a lifetime away from the fun and frolics of my favorite poetry site !!!! Thankyou so much Bev for reaching out to me and doing your best to help.
I've been so frustrated not being able to comment on all your wonderful writings!!
Bev I must say that this poem of yours really cheered me up tonight as Ive had one heck of a sad week!
I'm going to do my best to get back in the swing of it again soon as I've got a few days off work now !! ...... :) Jinettyx
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Re: 9/19 It's A Dog's Life

Post  BC Williams on Tue Sep 20 2011, 16:12

JIN! Ah hot dern it's great to see you . . . finally! Sorry the site put you through this, but . . . well, it did:-) Get Lucie to try this too:-)

Thanks for the words on the poem When I read this the morning to David, I thought he'd choke on his own laughter, lol. Course, he's sorta bias, you know.

Can't wait to see yours . . . bev
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Re: 9/19 It's A Dog's Life

Post  jinettyx on Wed Sep 21 2011, 07:48



Any time is munch time.


For breakfast it was the remote
For lunch was half a tight
Tea time was a lovely shoe
What’s on the menu tonight?

My diet is never-ending
Always a fresh supply
I chomp what ever is left behind
Which makes my Mummy cry!

I think that it’s a bit unfair
Me always getting the blame
But anything they leave around
To me is just fair game.

I’ve eaten half the staircase
Most of the electric wires
And if I had the opportunity
I’d strip the car of it’s tyres!

To me its only normal
Munching everything up
I’m doing what comes naturally
After all I’m just a pup!







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Re: 9/19 It's A Dog's Life

Post  BC Williams on Wed Sep 21 2011, 08:22

Ain't it the truth! My Pete, mostly Cocker, thinks everything alive and dead is hers to do with as she wishes, lol. She has her own tire to play with though:-) Great writing, Jin. Welcome back!

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ugly puppy

Post  Fred West on Wed Sep 21 2011, 08:51

I am an ugly puppy I know it to be true
My mother was no darling
my dad is ugly too
what chance does one have if the rest of them are so
so here i am as ugly as the next
i will grow up as ugly as my dad
lets hope this uglyness is just a passing fad
he is a very large dog umm if know just what i mean
maybe the next bitch to come his way will be prettier than most
and then my brothers and sisters will become an overnight toast
but as it is at the moment I am in my little bed
trying to smile back at them but trying not to show ....my head
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Re: 9/19 It's A Dog's Life

Post  BC Williams on Wed Sep 21 2011, 09:06

Wonderful Fred! And to think, you type as you think . . . you and Pete are something. Took me several hours to work up mine:-) Thanks Fred. bev
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Re: 9/19 It's A Dog's Life

Post  peewee on Wed Sep 21 2011, 09:55

Now we are getting somewhere.
Good work Jin and Fred
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Re: 9/19 It's A Dog's Life

Post  jinettyx on Wed Sep 21 2011, 13:53

Well thankyou very much Sir......Lol
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Not mine but funny

Post  peewee on Wed Sep 21 2011, 16:02



The dogs all had a meeting,
They came from near and far,
Some came by public transport,
While others came by car.

But before they were allowed
To enter in the hall,
Each had to hang it's bottom
On a hook upon the wall.

They all got nicely seated,
Each mother's son and sire,
When a dirty little yellow dog
Began to holler "Fire!"

They all jumped up together,
They had no time to look,
And each one grabbed at random,
A bottom from a hook.

This got their bottoms all mixed up,
And made them very sore,
To wear another bottom
That they hadn't worn before.

And that's the reason why a dog
Will even leave a bone,
To smell another bottom
In the hope to find his own!
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Post  BC Williams on Wed Sep 21 2011, 18:10

Marvelous! Too cute Pete . . . HOW do you come up with them? Which pic made you think of . . . er . . . bottoms UP?!
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Post  peewee on Wed Sep 21 2011, 18:12

Can you hear me now
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Re: 9/19 It's A Dog's Life

Post  Dori on Wed Sep 21 2011, 21:34

AWESOME writing everyone !

SO MANY DOGS


So many dogs in the world to day,
each one different than the next.
There are a few who has nice comfortable home,
While others had none.

So many dogs in the world to day,
each one are different in shapes and sizes.
There are many who gets feed daily,
While others doesn't know where their next meal will come from.

So many dogs in the world to day,
each one with different temperament, some gentle as lambs.
There are a few that are soft spoke barks,
While other has a deep bark that scare little kids.

So many dogs in the world today,
There are a few with kind and loving families.
While others are living on the city streets,
Wondering why there isn't anyone to love them.

So many dogs in the world today,
each one hoping their homes and families they can keep.
While others are sitting on the curb,
With sad eyes looking up are the by passers.

So many dogs in the world today,
each one with the same kind of love.
Some are treated with tender loving care,
While others are dropped off at the pound.

So many dogs in the world today,
Instead of destroying them or leaving them behind ?
Instead of taking them out into the woods,
Don't you think it's time to spay and neuter them?
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Re: 9/19 It's A Dog's Life

Post  peewee on Thu Sep 22 2011, 03:55

Pay back





All my life I have been bullied
They all just pick on me
I used to sit and wonder
How much harder can it be

Then one day whilst on a walk
I read the perfect sign
“Come along and join us
and everything will be fine”

I learnt self defence
And how to use a gun
And this travelling round the world
Really is a lot of fun

So now I’m in the army
And at last now I am free
So no longer will the big dogs
Bloody mess with me







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Re: 9/19 It's A Dog's Life

Post  jinettyx on Thu Sep 22 2011, 04:15

Oh Peter this was so funny!!! I literally spat my tea laughing so much!! Well done Sir!
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Re: 9/19 It's A Dog's Life

Post  peewee on Thu Sep 22 2011, 04:22

Glad it made you smile, but sad you waisted your tea :)
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Re: 9/19 It's A Dog's Life

Post  BC Williams on Thu Sep 22 2011, 04:36

Dori, I know where your mind is. As we play here and poke fun at dogs, we must remember all the hundreds of dogs (and cats) that are put down daily because some folks aren't very good keepers of the gift God has given for our pleasure. Thank you for reminding us of the importance of spaying and neutering our animals. A sad story > A dog named Sam

Peter . . . I too about choked on my first cuppa, lol! That is tooooo cute - a dog who takes survival to the max! Thanks, and may the force be with each 4-legged underdog today, lol!

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