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Post  peewee on Thu Aug 16 2012, 15:37

How to loose a girlfriend






Found myself a girlfriend
A really pretty girl
Eyes so blue so very blue
And hair with a gentle curl

I took her out to dinner
To the park and the zoo
She was so nice so very nice
There was nothing I wouldn’t do

Then she invited me to her place
To see dog and cat
I don’t mind cute and cuddly
So I was cool with that

She said “I have one more to show you
She really is the best
She lives in my bedroom”
Needles to say I was impressed

As she took me in her bedroom
My eyes got wider and wider
I said I can do cats dogs and furry things
But you can bugger off with that spider






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Post  RichieO on Fri Aug 17 2012, 06:35

Now Spiders are alright Pete, but those one's that really have hairy legs and poisonous fangs.......eh you can keep em.
So your still a 'Cliff Richard' (Bachelor Boy you remain).
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Post  jinettyx on Mon Oct 08 2012, 03:27

So funny Pete.....that reminds me.....There's an enormous one in my wardrobe and as you know I only let him out once a year to scare the kids in the neighbourhood!!! Lol! He's looking forward to seeing you again! affraid
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