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Post  peewee on Mon Oct 22 2012, 04:43

Have you got your pad dad
Every blooming day
Have you got your pad dad
That's all she'll ever say

I know I'm getting old
But I really find it strange
That my darling daughter
Knows my bladder range

Get myself all dressed up
Clean trousers shirt and tie
And all she's worried about
Is if I'm bloody dry

Haven't wet myself in ages
I just can't sit and wait
I couldn't if I wanted to
With this bloody old prostate

So its have you got your pad dad
Morning noon and night
If I didn't and I wet myself
My trousers would look a sight



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Post  jinettyx on Mon Oct 22 2012, 07:06

Haha! I love the way you can turn a serious problem into a little bit of fun...Well done Sir! clapping clapping
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Post  Lucie on Mon Oct 22 2012, 07:10

oh i love this... well done ol'chap Like Like a Star @ heaven
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Post  peewee on Mon Oct 22 2012, 07:24

Thanks girls xxxx
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