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Post  peewee on Sat Nov 24 2012, 08:33

Dog Flap



Needed to get a dog flap
And put it in the wall
Id have to lock it week days
When the vicar and postman call

But sometimes on the weekend
I need some time for me
But cant leave my doggies
Because they’ll need a pee

So I went to the pet store
And was greeted by this chap
Who asked if he could help me
I said I want a flap

“ Any particular kind”
Came from the sales chap
I told him it was for my dogs
So they could have a crap

I asked for a large one
He said “ you’re out of luck”
But I couldn’t use a smaller one
In case my dogs got stuck

So still looking for a dog flap
Hope I can get it fast
As I have a brand new friend
And my life has changed at last



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