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Why The Long Face

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Why The Long Face Empty Why The Long Face

Post  peewee on Tue May 07 2013, 10:42

Why The Long Face



A horse just stood laughing
It’s owner couldn’t see why
He asked the horse why you laughing
Horse said better that than cry

Then it started talking
And explaining to the bloke
It had taken several hours
But it had just understood a joke

It started to talk
Of a men walking into a pub
Accompanied by a large horse
To order some beer and grub

The barman just stood and watched
As they walked into his place
Then all he said to the horse was
So why the long face

The horse didn’t really twig
While he stood by the mans side
Then all of a sudden got the joke
And laughed until he cried








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Post  Lucie on Thu May 09 2013, 23:53

Wittingly wonderful Mr P. I imagine that joke had you tittering all day to write this.
Keep 'em coming!
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