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Post  peewee on Sat Dec 28 2013, 07:32

The council have an offer
Two items for thirty pound
Just leave them on the path
Resting on the ground

Its a little bit unfortunate
So we had a little think
But grandma passed monday last
And she was beginning to stink

So I telephoned the council
And we had a little chat
We said we had two items
Paid by card and that was that

A couple of days later
A van came down our road
Turned round and came back
Parking outside our abode

The men just stood dum founded
At what was sitting there
It said thirty pound Two items
So we left grandma and her chair



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