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Tracy from Essex

Post  peewee on Fri Nov 11 2011, 14:09

Tracy from Essex






Normally her name is Tracy
And her boyfriend is called Wayne
Makeup put on with a trowel
And laughing like a drain

You can talk to her for ages
But don’t expect her to respond
She’s been fitted with Grays Grommets
The stereotypical blonde

Blonde girls and Essex
Just seem to go together
Limited conversation skills are
Handbags shoes and weather

Glass of wine in one hand
Bottle of beer in the other
You can’t blame it on the girl
She gets it from her mother

It goes way back in history
It’s been like it for years
Gormless look on the face
Snuff all between the ears

Even with all their failings
I have to say I’m fond
There’s just something quite endearing
About the Essex Blonde






© 2011 Pee Wee


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Re: Tracy from Essex

Post  jinettyx on Fri Nov 11 2011, 14:13

Well Peter....what can I say? except I hope you never bump into my friend Tracy in Wickford......she'd eat you for lunch!!

very good poem though...Lol! doh
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Re: Tracy from Essex

Post  peewee on Fri Nov 11 2011, 14:20

See I told you so SmileyCentral.com
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Re: Tracy from Essex

Post  BC Williams on Fri Nov 11 2011, 15:45

Blondes have more fun? sunny
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Re: Tracy from Essex

Post  Sue McDonald on Fri Nov 11 2011, 17:49

Very good Pete, beer and wine ...mmmmm me on a bad day,,,sometimes !!!
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Re: Tracy from Essex

Post  Dori on Sat Nov 12 2011, 11:01

I tried to die my hair blonde once to see if blondes really do have fun, the only thing I got from it was orange hair doh ......Wonderful poem Peter clapping
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