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6/3 DUELING WORDS

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6/3 DUELING WORDS

Post  BC Williams on Sun Jun 03 2012, 07:11



When it comes to words, people get kinda itchy to have the last one. You've been there . . . you share a few words with someone and low and behold, they have a a few of their own to top yours.

The Duel Is On


This is a game called Dueling Words. The object of this game is to continually 'top' the words of the previous post. Be outrageous, be hilarious, be BOLD . . .

Here's the beginning ►

Oh I longs for a day that some MAN'LL come by
and sweep mommy off a her feet,
for pater plans leavin' with all a ere coins
with a woman he know'd we called Pete . . .



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Re: 6/3 DUELING WORDS

Post  looby on Sun Jun 03 2012, 07:56

.. T'aint much that I'm askin'
For I still got me looks.
keep 'im knackered at night
And by God, I can cooks!

I'm a steal, I'm a catch and
I'm sassy with sauce
But REAL MAN i'm needin'
That can handle a 'Main Course'!..


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Re: 6/3 DUELING WORDS

Post  Sue McDonald on Mon Jun 04 2012, 05:26

Mmmmmm a main course thats soft
that could keep him on top
of his horse as he rides her away
or one that is hard that could crack a facade
what else did you think I would say ?!

Is it mains that he needs
or some loving that leads
to something more subtle and sweet
a cuddle or two that after a brew
maybe had underneath that love sheet !


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Re: 6/3 DUELING WORDS

Post  looby on Mon Jun 04 2012, 05:50

( Ooh a tad saucy Ms Sue!...;)

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Re: 6/3 DUELING WORDS

Post  Sue McDonald on Mon Jun 04 2012, 06:45

Mmmm ! Hee Hee Hee !! Bev said ...''be bold'' !!! Hope it's not that bad though ?!
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Re: 6/3 DUELING WORDS

Post  BC Williams on Mon Jun 04 2012, 06:56

Sue Bee! I love it, my dear.

Then the lights flew on in the middle of,
and interrupted pader's thrusting shove.
Him show'n his love to that varmint Pete,
the one on Mater he'd chosen to cheat . . .

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Re: 6/3 DUELING WORDS

Post  peewee on Mon Jun 04 2012, 07:04

He'd need to have loins
That could flatten dollar coins
And a chest that's covered in hair
A weapon she can grip
That he hangs on his hip
And could take her off anywhere

deep thought deep thought deep thought deep thought deep thought deep thought
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Re: 6/3 DUELING WORDS

Post  BC Williams on Mon Jun 04 2012, 07:13

Jane won't like this very much,
being the kept one hipped,
being throttled and such
by a beast with a chest that's ripped . . .

Dude

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Post  Sue McDonald on Mon Jun 04 2012, 07:21

Flat dollar coins could get caught in those loins
and the chest hair could stick to his vest !
though a weapon to grip if its just by his hip
could help her in all sorts of ways !
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Re: 6/3 DUELING WORDS

Post  BC Williams on Mon Jun 04 2012, 07:46

Smooth girl, smoooooooooooth . . .

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Post  Lucie on Mon Jun 04 2012, 10:00

Very Happy deep thought Very Happy deep thought
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Re: 6/3 Dueling Words

Post  cheryl.brickner on Mon Jun 04 2012, 10:06

He knows he is slick
With them wondering eyes.
He's sharp as a tick!
And takes no surprise
To his arrogant ways
As the women all gaze.
Especially Ole Pete
With her dancin feet.
Ain't no tendency to be sweet!
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Re: 6/3 DUELING WORDS

Post  RichieO on Tue Jun 05 2012, 09:09

Well Ole Pete
With her dancing
Feet went into a
Striding leap....

Now Jane, being
all in a quiver
could not deliver
an eager response.

Well Ole Pete forgot
But the pistol did not
Was dangling down
Pete's side.Out it popped
"Oh my god what have
you got" said Jane
with eyes that popped.

Pete now proud
at what she had got
swung it all around
"Its my pride and joy
and not a toy" She said
and held it in her hand.

Alas poor Jane who was
quite dainty and plain
went completely insane.
With this in mind
She couldn't decline
To handle ole Pete's
pride and joy.

Oh by the way I have to say
That Ole Pete's Pride and Joy
Was the Pistol and that's all
I have to say.


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Re: 6/3 DUELING WORDS

Post  BC Williams on Tue Jun 05 2012, 10:27

clapping Rich!

scribe . . .

Problem is Pete's just a wiz
and keeps the ladies guessin'.
He knows he's a 'her',
but it's not occurred to the ladies,
'she's' cross-dressin'!

Her chest is flat from binding tape,
her lips and cheeks are rouged,
and that sexy voice they love to hear
is deep from last week's flu. Very Happy

ATTENTION: THIS PETE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT IS NOT OUR MR PROLIFIC PETE! . . . remember the original beginning in the prompt?

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Re: 6/3 DUELING WORDS

Post  RichieO on Tue Jun 05 2012, 16:33

Having sneezed
into the breeze.
Ole Pete, was pleased
to see, that He was a She.

Remembering this
She did but insist
To get quite
persistently---drunk.

But the tape around
Her chest did snap
And heavens above
She became quite numb
as she fell upon...her bum.
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