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Post  peewee on Tue Mar 26 2013, 00:33

Fanny Cream

I went to see the Doctor
Because I had some flaky skin
So he grabbed a little pot
To put some samples in

He called it Dermatitis
I said what the hell is that
He said no need to worry
I have a cream for that

He said you may not like it
So I began to twitch
As he reckons ladies use it
When they get a little itch

I didn’t think much of it
I guess it didn’t sink in
Till I went and asked the chemist
And she gave a little grin

She asked where is it going
Guess she had to I suppose
I said its not where you think
I want it for my nose

It really is a worry
Please God I hope it stops
So I can pack up putting
Fanny cream on my chops



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Post  mikeschultz on Tue Mar 26 2013, 13:04

Nicely done and with good humor, Peter. If this is autobiographical, then I hope you'll be well soon. Take care, poet.

I enjoy your poems.

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