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Post  peewee on Wed Jan 01 2014, 08:00

Grans Cooking




If you ever go round Grans house
Don’t eat anything she make
She over cooks everything
Including all her cakes

Her roast is burnt to buggery
Her sprouts are just like rocks
Gravy is so salty
It curls the toes of your socks

But she showed me something once
That I try once in a while
Her home made scone mix
That really made me smile

She must have copied it in the dark
One night when all alone
Because if I followed it word for word
They would turn out just like stone

So I made a few small changes
Like the sugar the fruit and flour
And the cooking time to 12 minutes
Instead of half an hour

So now I do the baking
Make everything with my own hands
Reducing the risk of heartburn
Every time I go round Grans



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